This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, witty statement—"I am allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm"—rendered in hand-lettered, playful typography with warm mustard and charcoal accents. The shirt feels soft against the skin thanks to ring-spun cotton and a tubular knit that reduces seams and gives a clean silhouette. It sits comfortably at the crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for structure, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear. Wear it to spark laughs, start conversations, or quietly announce your sarcastic sense of humor while staying comfortable all day.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color: some heathers include polyester blends) - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, low-waste finish - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort; adult sizing - Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for crisp, long-lasting graphics; Oeko‑Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
