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Meditation Humor T-Shirt — "I Meditate So I Don't Choke People"

Meditation Humor T-Shirt — "I Meditate So I Don't Choke People"

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Soft, quiet confidence wrapped in a tee. This lightweight crew neck pairs a calm, meditative motif with sly humor — a lotus-and-yogi design above the bold line: “I meditate so I don’t choke people.” It settles easily into daily life: worn during early morning breathwork, on a relaxed weekend errand run, or after a long day when laughter and stillness are exactly what you need. The muted print blends with the shirt’s dark base for a low-key look that speaks to people who practice mindfulness but still keep real-world patience in check. Breathable cotton, a smooth surface for clean printing, and a classic fit make it comfortable enough for layered outfits or solo wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF-printed design for crisp, durable artwork (sleeves/labels use DTF)
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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